Kong Hee Disgusting Sermon

Kong Hee Disgusting Sermon


This is just shocking. Unbelievable. Shockingly unbelievable. Beyond religion, beyond Kill Bill and China Wine, this is bringing Singapore Christianity to a whole new level of shame. Kong Hee has redefined the word "condescending" and has thus brought me to shame as well because I thought I was the one that has condescension built into my manner of speech. I have much much to learn from Kong Hee, he is my newest idol. Respect +10000.


The entertainment level of the commentaries is mediocre at best. Although I did like the imitation of the mafia boss as it reminds me of GTA.


Imagine this scenario, u murdered a person with a knife,and ur prints are on the knife. When the police catches u at the scene of the crime, u just say "oh i took the knife out from the body when i discovered it, hoping it would save the victim, hence the prints."


The best part of that stupid scenario: the police believes it, gives u a medal/reward for trying to save someone.


That's how condescending Kong Hee is. Let us look at this from Kong Hee's POV. He strolls into a hall full of christians, deliver a speech full of biblical references that are out of context, without shame, without remorse and without the fear of being exposed as a money swindling fraud. Even if he is exposed, he can probably get away with it from citing a personal experience with God (which he did). 


For potential christians, please take this module in ur church.


Christian1101E - Personal Experiences With God


Nothing anyone say can win an argument with a personal experience.


Basically what Kong Hee did was to treat everybody as idiots, stupid fktards whom he can simply and confidently scam his way through with such a lousy sermon. I mean, that sermon was just so bad, bad in a way that it was so simple! Its Scammer1101E in maple! But here is the part where I respect him at the same time. He has the balls to go into a church and asks for money in the name of the lord and yet not prepare a more brilliant speech or a more elaborate plan. 


Even I scam people I also will put in more effort, creating dummy fb accounts with pretty girl pictures, creating dummy MSN, getting a pre-paid card. All Kong Hee did was to ask for money in the face and waits for a magical being to honor the promises. In the event you go bankrupt or heavily in debt, u cannot hold Kong Hee responsible, God just doesnt love u the way he loves Kong Hee. Maybe you should change your name to Fat Choi and try try instead.


Even though I do not know the actual amount of money he received from that sermon, the fact that he thinks he can succeed in scamming with that lousy speech is enough to disgust me. After listening to that sermon I have learnt that 


Faith = Condescension + Confidence


Its like playing dota, why some people dare to go 1 v 5 in a clash.


1) Confidence -> Items super good, very farmed up,
2) Condescension -> I tink all my opponents are inferior stupid noob fktards.


With these mentality in mind. I therefore have FAITH that I will emerge victorious in a 1 v 5. In the event that a miracle happens and I really do win a 1 v 5 clash, it would be the "Personal Experience with God" that I have and now I shall tell others who say "1 v 5 is impossible" that they are wrong and blasphemous.


I personally think that Faith is knowing your team mate will support you when u clash, it is knowing your team mates will TP to the tower to save ur ass.


In blackshot, it is knowing your sniper will cover u when u go car lane. It is knowing ur team mates will throw their bodies to cover u when u flag. It is reporting an enemy location and a grenade flies to that spot 2 seconds later to clear that enemy.


That is the kind of faith I have in my team. And if they dun, i will fking kan them in skype.


Tired of typing so much, in conclusion, I give my seed to my thumbs, thighs, stomach, tissue paper, dustbin and drain everyday. I shall go give some seed now, looking forward to that burst of prosperity, or the sudden decrease in protein level. Brb.

"Blogging"

This is just a testing post. Since I have never blogged in my 24 years, although I do have a few blog siao friends. I do not know whether I should address the posts to myself from my POV, or should I address my posts as a narrative to the 3rd person. But fk it, I understand myself can already. 


I wanted to start this so called "blog" because for the first time in my life, I went overseas entirely on my own with my own pocket money saved up and with my own self planned itinerary. It is a pretty momentous trip with a pretty important person hence I feel the need to record it down in detail. Especially since I am an irresponsible lazy arrogant ass. 


However, after coming back from Taiwan for about 2 weeks I have yet to start writing anything. My sudden urge to write(type) only came after I met with a car accident which made me realise I could just die anytime without fulfilling my promise of writing this blog to my very important person. 


Welcome to my memories.