Short post. LoL is not on maintenance. This goes to show how important and significant this event is to me.
First and foremost I must thank my sweetest girlfriend for planning out such a wonderful day for me <3 and for starting my birthday off with a bang =D
It has been constantly on our minds to have a k-session with our regular song whores and Zoe took the effort to not only get our regular singing buddies, but also managed to get our old choir singing buddies Joseph and Chengpei <3
In short, Ck, Yuxuan, Joseph, Chengpei, Yuanting, Zhenbin thanks for taking time out to 陪我过生日！Thanks for the yummy mango mousse cake and the delicious treats from Taiwan and Japan!
After the k-session it was an entertaining chit chat session at katong laksa where we basically talked about Kong Hee's disgusting sermon and his wife's equally disgusting MV.
There is something memorable after the chit chat session but I personally think it deserves to be 压轴。So I shall talk abt dinner first.
For dinner, Zoe gave me a treat to the buffet at Grand Copthorne! It was a fking awesome dinner because the seafood is fresh, the desserts are creative and the overall ambience was so nice! I managed to learn the secret art of peeling snow crab legs from an uncle whom I secretly acknowledged him to be my godfather. The speed of him peeling that crab leg + the fluent action + the nonchalant manner when he did it was really mesmerizing!
One of the nicest dish there was their laksa. Usually buffets will have an area for local delicacies such as laksa, chicken/duck/char siew rice, prata etc that is meant to cheat ang moh money and fill up their massive stomachs. But this place is different, the laksa is really fking awesome. According to my friend, their famous dish is lobster laksa, but it is an ala carte dish. The point is, must eat their laksa.
Quick recap of all the good food：
Caramel banana waffle.
Salmon.
Grilled tiger prawn.
Laksa.
Apple crumble with white chocolate.
Tepanyaki vege + sotong.
Snow crab.
Misc seafood.
Wild mushroom salad.
Sprite.
Last of all, Yuanting and Zhenbin, although I do not know why u all left so early, all I can say is "wasted". Because u 2 did not witness the miraculous feat performed by CK at the i12 arcade after the laksa session!
In the arcade there is a game to spot differences in photos. I tink its called photo hunt. CK single handedly broke the game's top score not once, but twice. ( the 2nd time breaking his own 1st high score that broke the previous high score ) All I can say is dun wear short skirt or low cut dresses in front of CK, he will spot ur nipslips or ur zhao gengs in a flash. Omg. The speed at which he found the differences was absofkinglutely unfkingbelievable. The 4 of us barely looked at the picture and he managed to find all 5 differences already, dam kuazhang.
All in all, wonderful day with wonderful people planned by a wonderful girlfriend.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
When LoL is on server maintenance...
I managed to:
1) Find the remaining 2 UEMs to take next semester.
2) Type something here.
3) Thought of a new idea for my next card.
Reminder to self:
x - xxxx
y - yyyy
z - zzzz
Hmmm since my holidays going to end, I shall attempt to recap my 3 months. This is going to be a very excruciating endeavor because it has been 1 month since my taipei trip and I have still yet to finish recapping that 8 day trip yet. However I shall aim higher and attempt to recap my 3 months holiday! 所谓人因梦想而伟大，so I shall 好高骛远 abit and tell the story of my 3 months holiday first!
Here it goes:
I played. Like a boss.
Moral of the story: I am very productive during server maintenance.
1) Find the remaining 2 UEMs to take next semester.
2) Type something here.
3) Thought of a new idea for my next card.
Reminder to self:
x - xxxx
y - yyyy
z - zzzz
Hmmm since my holidays going to end, I shall attempt to recap my 3 months. This is going to be a very excruciating endeavor because it has been 1 month since my taipei trip and I have still yet to finish recapping that 8 day trip yet. However I shall aim higher and attempt to recap my 3 months holiday! 所谓人因梦想而伟大，so I shall 好高骛远 abit and tell the story of my 3 months holiday first!
Here it goes:
I played. Like a boss.
Moral of the story: I am very productive during server maintenance.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Kong Hee Disgusting Sermon
Kong Hee Disgusting Sermon
This is just shocking. Unbelievable. Shockingly unbelievable. Beyond religion, beyond Kill Bill and China Wine, this is bringing Singapore Christianity to a whole new level of shame. Kong Hee has redefined the word "condescending" and has thus brought me to shame as well because I thought I was the one that has condescension built into my manner of speech. I have much much to learn from Kong Hee, he is my newest idol. Respect +10000.
The entertainment level of the commentaries is mediocre at best. Although I did like the imitation of the mafia boss as it reminds me of GTA.
Imagine this scenario, u murdered a person with a knife,and ur prints are on the knife. When the police catches u at the scene of the crime, u just say "oh i took the knife out from the body when i discovered it, hoping it would save the victim, hence the prints."
The best part of that stupid scenario: the police believes it, gives u a medal/reward for trying to save someone.
That's how condescending Kong Hee is. Let us look at this from Kong Hee's POV. He strolls into a hall full of christians, deliver a speech full of biblical references that are out of context, without shame, without remorse and without the fear of being exposed as a money swindling fraud. Even if he is exposed, he can probably get away with it from citing a personal experience with God (which he did).
For potential christians, please take this module in ur church.
Christian1101E - Personal Experiences With God
Nothing anyone say can win an argument with a personal experience.
Basically what Kong Hee did was to treat everybody as idiots, stupid fktards whom he can simply and confidently scam his way through with such a lousy sermon. I mean, that sermon was just so bad, bad in a way that it was so simple! Its Scammer1101E in maple! But here is the part where I respect him at the same time. He has the balls to go into a church and asks for money in the name of the lord and yet not prepare a more brilliant speech or a more elaborate plan.
Even I scam people I also will put in more effort, creating dummy fb accounts with pretty girl pictures, creating dummy MSN, getting a pre-paid card. All Kong Hee did was to ask for money in the face and waits for a magical being to honor the promises. In the event you go bankrupt or heavily in debt, u cannot hold Kong Hee responsible, God just doesnt love u the way he loves Kong Hee. Maybe you should change your name to Fat Choi and try try instead.
Even though I do not know the actual amount of money he received from that sermon, the fact that he thinks he can succeed in scamming with that lousy speech is enough to disgust me. After listening to that sermon I have learnt that
Faith = Condescension + Confidence
Its like playing dota, why some people dare to go 1 v 5 in a clash.
1) Confidence -> Items super good, very farmed up,
2) Condescension -> I tink all my opponents are inferior stupid noob fktards.
With these mentality in mind. I therefore have FAITH that I will emerge victorious in a 1 v 5. In the event that a miracle happens and I really do win a 1 v 5 clash, it would be the "Personal Experience with God" that I have and now I shall tell others who say "1 v 5 is impossible" that they are wrong and blasphemous.
I personally think that Faith is knowing your team mate will support you when u clash, it is knowing your team mates will TP to the tower to save ur ass.
In blackshot, it is knowing your sniper will cover u when u go car lane. It is knowing ur team mates will throw their bodies to cover u when u flag. It is reporting an enemy location and a grenade flies to that spot 2 seconds later to clear that enemy.
That is the kind of faith I have in my team. And if they dun, i will fking kan them in skype.
Tired of typing so much, in conclusion, I give my seed to my thumbs, thighs, stomach, tissue paper, dustbin and drain everyday. I shall go give some seed now, looking forward to that burst of prosperity, or the sudden decrease in protein level. Brb.
This is just shocking. Unbelievable. Shockingly unbelievable. Beyond religion, beyond Kill Bill and China Wine, this is bringing Singapore Christianity to a whole new level of shame. Kong Hee has redefined the word "condescending" and has thus brought me to shame as well because I thought I was the one that has condescension built into my manner of speech. I have much much to learn from Kong Hee, he is my newest idol. Respect +10000.
The entertainment level of the commentaries is mediocre at best. Although I did like the imitation of the mafia boss as it reminds me of GTA.
Imagine this scenario, u murdered a person with a knife,and ur prints are on the knife. When the police catches u at the scene of the crime, u just say "oh i took the knife out from the body when i discovered it, hoping it would save the victim, hence the prints."
The best part of that stupid scenario: the police believes it, gives u a medal/reward for trying to save someone.
That's how condescending Kong Hee is. Let us look at this from Kong Hee's POV. He strolls into a hall full of christians, deliver a speech full of biblical references that are out of context, without shame, without remorse and without the fear of being exposed as a money swindling fraud. Even if he is exposed, he can probably get away with it from citing a personal experience with God (which he did).
For potential christians, please take this module in ur church.
Christian1101E - Personal Experiences With God
Nothing anyone say can win an argument with a personal experience.
Basically what Kong Hee did was to treat everybody as idiots, stupid fktards whom he can simply and confidently scam his way through with such a lousy sermon. I mean, that sermon was just so bad, bad in a way that it was so simple! Its Scammer1101E in maple! But here is the part where I respect him at the same time. He has the balls to go into a church and asks for money in the name of the lord and yet not prepare a more brilliant speech or a more elaborate plan.
Even I scam people I also will put in more effort, creating dummy fb accounts with pretty girl pictures, creating dummy MSN, getting a pre-paid card. All Kong Hee did was to ask for money in the face and waits for a magical being to honor the promises. In the event you go bankrupt or heavily in debt, u cannot hold Kong Hee responsible, God just doesnt love u the way he loves Kong Hee. Maybe you should change your name to Fat Choi and try try instead.
Even though I do not know the actual amount of money he received from that sermon, the fact that he thinks he can succeed in scamming with that lousy speech is enough to disgust me. After listening to that sermon I have learnt that
Faith = Condescension + Confidence
Its like playing dota, why some people dare to go 1 v 5 in a clash.
1) Confidence -> Items super good, very farmed up,
2) Condescension -> I tink all my opponents are inferior stupid noob fktards.
With these mentality in mind. I therefore have FAITH that I will emerge victorious in a 1 v 5. In the event that a miracle happens and I really do win a 1 v 5 clash, it would be the "Personal Experience with God" that I have and now I shall tell others who say "1 v 5 is impossible" that they are wrong and blasphemous.
I personally think that Faith is knowing your team mate will support you when u clash, it is knowing your team mates will TP to the tower to save ur ass.
In blackshot, it is knowing your sniper will cover u when u go car lane. It is knowing ur team mates will throw their bodies to cover u when u flag. It is reporting an enemy location and a grenade flies to that spot 2 seconds later to clear that enemy.
That is the kind of faith I have in my team. And if they dun, i will fking kan them in skype.
Tired of typing so much, in conclusion, I give my seed to my thumbs, thighs, stomach, tissue paper, dustbin and drain everyday. I shall go give some seed now, looking forward to that burst of prosperity, or the sudden decrease in protein level. Brb.
Monday, July 2, 2012
"Blogging"
This is just a testing post. Since I have never blogged in my 24 years, although I do have a few blog siao friends. I do not know whether I should address the posts to myself from my POV, or should I address my posts as a narrative to the 3rd person. But fk it, I understand myself can already.
I wanted to start this so called "blog" because for the first time in my life, I went overseas entirely on my own with my own pocket money saved up and with my own self planned itinerary. It is a pretty momentous trip with a pretty important person hence I feel the need to record it down in detail. Especially since I am an irresponsible lazy arrogant ass.
However, after coming back from Taiwan for about 2 weeks I have yet to start writing anything. My sudden urge to write(type) only came after I met with a car accident which made me realise I could just die anytime without fulfilling my promise of writing this blog to my very important person.
Welcome to my memories.
I wanted to start this so called "blog" because for the first time in my life, I went overseas entirely on my own with my own pocket money saved up and with my own self planned itinerary. It is a pretty momentous trip with a pretty important person hence I feel the need to record it down in detail. Especially since I am an irresponsible lazy arrogant ass.
However, after coming back from Taiwan for about 2 weeks I have yet to start writing anything. My sudden urge to write(type) only came after I met with a car accident which made me realise I could just die anytime without fulfilling my promise of writing this blog to my very important person.
Welcome to my memories.
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